Friday, May 2, 2008

Proper Engrish

This is the greatestest song to laugh about.



Hey baby wake up from your asleep
We have arrived onto the future...
And the whole world has become...
Elektronik , Supersonik
Supersonik , Elektronik

Hey baby ride with me away
We doesn't have much time
My blue jeans is tight
So into my love rocket, climb
Inside the tank of fuel, is not fuel! but love
Above us, there is nothing above
But the stars, above

All system gone!
Prepare for downcount!
5
4
3
1!
OFFBLAST!!

Fly away my space rocket
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just locked it
I put my port plug in your socket

The sun and sky is bright like fire
You and me just get higher and higher
Cut the communication wire
All that can stop us if flat tire

Hey love crusader
I want to be your space invader!
For you I will decent the deepest moon crater
I is more stronger than Darth Vapour!
Obey me I is your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you I is more richer than all the tz-stars
Make a wishes on a shooting star
And for you I will play on my cosmic guitarz!

Ladies and gentlemen
Fasten your beltseats
We has commenced the decent
I trust you enjoy this flight
As much as you enjoy this accent

Now back on Earth
Is time for down splash!
Into the sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash!
People come to cheer me from near and far
And as I open door and shout
I AM WORLD'S BIGGEST
WASH-UP SUPERSTAR!!!11oneoenoe11eon1o1oneoneo
As more sure as the Sun rises from the West
Of all the seas and all the boats I am the bestest!
Come
Let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then like a smell around you I will forever linger
Ok4444444444444444444444444444444y
Is time for end
No more will I sang
Let me take you back in time
I want for you to experience BIG BANG@@@@22222222222222222222tweotwotowot2@t22twotwotow@@twtwoo2otowoto22@@

Long live space race
Long live, Molvania (Lol noob)